Also, "What's black and white and red all over? Galen when he's bleeding."
Marco talks a loooot. Pisses Clare off in regards to Catholicism. Annoys the shit out of everyone else.
We do research at a library and Marco gets back to us, and we go for a meet.
It's grating. Clare snaps ("I disagree, Sir!") and stunblots him. He gets stunned and falls into his pasta. Clare storms out. Bill eats his pasta around his face.
Patrick revives him and he just shoots back into it. He does have quite a bit of info, though.
The dead president dragon had some Wendy's stuff in his will. Ghostwalker now has them.
We're told not to deal with dragons, that deals never go well for anyone but the dragons.
Mike does a whole bunch of negotiation and bribes people etc. to get the clearance to use a rented sonar machine so we can find burried artifacts.
Some punk kids come by. This is apparently right around a Souix burial ground.
Suddenly, on a train ride home we get mobbed by a bunch of Bludbachee fans wanting autogrphs. Apparently sometimes they also try and grab one of their favorite player's limbs as a souveneir. They start chanting "Get their limbs! Get their limbs!" Patrick takes off in Lion form.
"The Flyin' Lion"=Patrick. "Risky Limbs" Garret=Bill. "The Velociraptor"=Mike.
Mike yells for everyone to protect their favorite player. They start congregating around their favorites.
Clare mobmoods everyone around her into being docile. This includes our entire party minus Patrick.
--Matthew brings us chicken fingers--
Bill calmly tosses some grenades.
Phoebe calmly shoots people in the arms.
Patrick mobminds a bunch of the crowd to get him limbs from all non-Bludbachee players.
Mike bribes Mitchell with a packet of McDonald's Barbeque Sacuce.
--24 HOUR MARK--
A train is approaching.
Mike orders a conga line.
--The Final Team Drops Out--
The mob critically glitches. Mike is leading the conga line. We all conga. The incomming train plows into a good portion of the conga line.
THE END.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
"You must play a two hour game of Riversoccer:The Reaconing to retrive this item."
Mike calls his contact and talks to her about Patrick. He proposes the Victorian Home for Wayward Children might do him good.
We all go looking for Patrick.
Meanwhile, Patrick returns, masking himself as a different child, and says, "So, I hear there's a vacancy in your family." He starts doing the dirty dishes. The mother starts crying and the father starts shouting at him to get out (Mike proposes he shapeshift into the girl he killed, but he doesn't).
We find him. And roll Initiative.
Mike orders him to tell us what happened.
Clare casts guilt on him and he spills the beans.
Patrick strips his dirty clothes off and turns into a puppy. He wants us to get revenge on this woman.
Mitchell reminds Patrick what was in one of the rooms he came through: some crates and a chest. Mike finds Patrick's missing stuff.
We get a call about a possible run and set up a meeting for that night.
Clare uncouthly approaches the parents and tells them while their daughter hasn't gone to heaven, there's still time for them. Clare mobmoods them into religious awe.
We go to the meeting. An old lady wants a recipie for a 'Frostie', a memory from her past. The Johnson is super weird and has random outbursts at us while he's giving us the mission.
"You must play a two hour game of Riversoccer:The Reaconing to retrive this item."
We must go to McTacoHut. Get some fake SINS. Patrick turns Bill into a puppy. Now we have to cross the border.
Patrick mobminds a driver to take us to where we're going. All our SINs do fine, but the driver had problems last time he was in Souix territory.
Our buddy has to stay behind while we press on.
Two guards outside. Patrick mobminds them to escort us in. Clare's invisible. Clare and Patrick cannot get in--Mana Barrier. Patrick's mobmind drops from the guards and now it's all up to Mike.
We end up double-crossing our Johnson, selling them out to the McTacoHut. They end up hiring us for another run.
Wendy's was a chain of resurants before the Awakening that were bombed by terrorists, but in fact certain Wendy'd products were most likely reacting negatively with beings that were soon to be Awakened. We need to find samples of Wendy's products from the past.
We take back a fake sample to the Johnson and get paid.
--OMG. CHICKENSTRIPS.--
We go to get a car.
We meet Marco, historian type. He's a CRAZY talker. Clare calms him down with a mobmood.
We all go looking for Patrick.
Meanwhile, Patrick returns, masking himself as a different child, and says, "So, I hear there's a vacancy in your family." He starts doing the dirty dishes. The mother starts crying and the father starts shouting at him to get out (Mike proposes he shapeshift into the girl he killed, but he doesn't).
We find him. And roll Initiative.
Mike orders him to tell us what happened.
Clare casts guilt on him and he spills the beans.
Patrick strips his dirty clothes off and turns into a puppy. He wants us to get revenge on this woman.
Mitchell reminds Patrick what was in one of the rooms he came through: some crates and a chest. Mike finds Patrick's missing stuff.
We get a call about a possible run and set up a meeting for that night.
Clare uncouthly approaches the parents and tells them while their daughter hasn't gone to heaven, there's still time for them. Clare mobmoods them into religious awe.
We go to the meeting. An old lady wants a recipie for a 'Frostie', a memory from her past. The Johnson is super weird and has random outbursts at us while he's giving us the mission.
"You must play a two hour game of Riversoccer:The Reaconing to retrive this item."
We must go to McTacoHut. Get some fake SINS. Patrick turns Bill into a puppy. Now we have to cross the border.
Patrick mobminds a driver to take us to where we're going. All our SINs do fine, but the driver had problems last time he was in Souix territory.
Our buddy has to stay behind while we press on.
Two guards outside. Patrick mobminds them to escort us in. Clare's invisible. Clare and Patrick cannot get in--Mana Barrier. Patrick's mobmind drops from the guards and now it's all up to Mike.
We end up double-crossing our Johnson, selling them out to the McTacoHut. They end up hiring us for another run.
Wendy's was a chain of resurants before the Awakening that were bombed by terrorists, but in fact certain Wendy'd products were most likely reacting negatively with beings that were soon to be Awakened. We need to find samples of Wendy's products from the past.
We take back a fake sample to the Johnson and get paid.
--OMG. CHICKENSTRIPS.--
We go to get a car.
We meet Marco, historian type. He's a CRAZY talker. Clare calms him down with a mobmood.
"Can I powerball, like 10 year olds do sometimes?"
The announcer says it looks like it's exploding rain time!
Clare stunballs the guys fighting for the trophy.
Bill jumps over the floor laser.
Lion Patrick jumps out of the box we're in and grabs the guy with the trophy who Bill shoots. Patrick tears the trophy away from the guy, taking his arms with it. The guy attatches to the base with his monkey feet.
The arena starts to fill up with water, Patrick grabs Bill with his back legs on his way past.
Mike lubes up a Boul, fires it, it's filled with super explosive things, and he blows up the maniquin.
The new team of audience members enters the fray.
Patrick returns to the box and we leave.
We get our money. The Johnson tells us the game's been totally reinvented and gives us a bonus for it.
Patrick goes out looking for women, finds one who thinks they're going to go on helping children adventures, and takes her to a fancy hotel room.
He wakes up later, tied to a chair, blindfolded, and gagged. The woman is going to sell him into slavery.
"I've had better with less trouble."
He breaks his bonds with a powerball and turns into a lion. He proceeds to powerball every door, looking for his missing gear. He walks in on a guy showering and inerrupts another family's dinner, killing their child. He turns back into a kid and asks them to use their com and calls Mike.
Mike doesn't believe him. Patrick hangs up on him. Mike calls back. Patrick wants Mike to bring him new clothes and come and get him in 10 year old complain-y voice.
Patrick checks the gps on the com and wanders away.
Clare stunballs the guys fighting for the trophy.
Bill jumps over the floor laser.
Lion Patrick jumps out of the box we're in and grabs the guy with the trophy who Bill shoots. Patrick tears the trophy away from the guy, taking his arms with it. The guy attatches to the base with his monkey feet.
The arena starts to fill up with water, Patrick grabs Bill with his back legs on his way past.
Mike lubes up a Boul, fires it, it's filled with super explosive things, and he blows up the maniquin.
The new team of audience members enters the fray.
Patrick returns to the box and we leave.
We get our money. The Johnson tells us the game's been totally reinvented and gives us a bonus for it.
Patrick goes out looking for women, finds one who thinks they're going to go on helping children adventures, and takes her to a fancy hotel room.
He wakes up later, tied to a chair, blindfolded, and gagged. The woman is going to sell him into slavery.
"I've had better with less trouble."
He breaks his bonds with a powerball and turns into a lion. He proceeds to powerball every door, looking for his missing gear. He walks in on a guy showering and inerrupts another family's dinner, killing their child. He turns back into a kid and asks them to use their com and calls Mike.
Mike doesn't believe him. Patrick hangs up on him. Mike calls back. Patrick wants Mike to bring him new clothes and come and get him in 10 year old complain-y voice.
Patrick checks the gps on the com and wanders away.
"The rules of the game are pretty neat and orderly. The reality..."
Clare sends spirits to scope out the joint.
Out of 22 dice, Patrick gets no hits on mobminding the crowd outside.
"Take. Me. To. Your. Manager."
We have no plan. All we can get to is the manager of the ushers.
Mike gets to the volunteer cop who heads that section. We leave Patrick with him as a lost little boy. Patrick asks him what authority figures here he knows. The cops says the head usher.
Clare's spirit comes back and tells us where the trophy is.
The fifth round starts.
We go to the room, break in, and see a Velocerthrowers and a bunch of Bouls. We realize this just in time to hear the announcer say the trophy has been launched into the arena.
Patrick grabs three Bouls with magic fingers.
Mike launches a Boul into the pods, putting more than 6 players on the field.
Phoebe shoots a giant flying king ant. It breathes fire on her.
One of the Bouls explodes and releases the trophy.
Bill jumps down into the arena.
Clare phantasms the assembled mannequin thing to look like it's completed.
We all start killing stuff.
It's announced that a team of audience members will be assembled to be a sixth team in the competition.
Patrick turns into a lion.
Mike hears a buzzer go off.
Bill's punching dudes that are trying to take his legs.
Out of 22 dice, Patrick gets no hits on mobminding the crowd outside.
"Take. Me. To. Your. Manager."
We have no plan. All we can get to is the manager of the ushers.
Mike gets to the volunteer cop who heads that section. We leave Patrick with him as a lost little boy. Patrick asks him what authority figures here he knows. The cops says the head usher.
Clare's spirit comes back and tells us where the trophy is.
The fifth round starts.
We go to the room, break in, and see a Velocerthrowers and a bunch of Bouls. We realize this just in time to hear the announcer say the trophy has been launched into the arena.
Patrick grabs three Bouls with magic fingers.
Mike launches a Boul into the pods, putting more than 6 players on the field.
Phoebe shoots a giant flying king ant. It breathes fire on her.
One of the Bouls explodes and releases the trophy.
Bill jumps down into the arena.
Clare phantasms the assembled mannequin thing to look like it's completed.
We all start killing stuff.
It's announced that a team of audience members will be assembled to be a sixth team in the competition.
Patrick turns into a lion.
Mike hears a buzzer go off.
Bill's punching dudes that are trying to take his legs.
"The chair has three options."
Lying low!
Shopping!
Patrick gets Clare to play Starcraft with him.
Bill and Mike argue over grenades and payment.
Phoebe gets Galen ice cream.
Her mercenary contact calls with a possible job. We go to meet with the Johnson in a hick bar.
Mitchell makes up the game of Bludbachee. The final game is tonight and he wants us to steal the trophy.
Bludbachee rules are:
Each team has 9 members, 6 on the field at a time. 5 teams are competing in the match (there were 22 Teams per professional league). Matches have 5 periods, each period lasts as long as necessary. The goal is to construct a person out of the limbs of your opponent's team (they must fit together correctly like a puzzle), the head and torso are both provided, of course. There's only one person being constructed. 5 points lost if you kill anyone in the game and you have to pay their life insurance. Most professional players only lose 2.7 limbs a year.
--ANOTHER TEAM DROPPED--
Velocerthrowers: Throw Bouls of random stuff (pudding, cyberlimbs, corrosive acid, etc.) in a section of the field, limiting the playing area.
3 reffs are in control of these throwers and shoot them to penalize teams. If a player catches a Boul without it hitting him, he may use it against other players. There are Bouls that cause the assembled person to become sentient when they are broken open.
The field is a pentagon with the assembled person in the middle. Each team has a side they start on. If a player can jump into the stands, he can. Only one player is designated as the Connector who puts the parts together. They have jetpacks. If a Connector is in the air for more than 20 seconds they are immediately zapped, shutting down their functions for 2 minutes.
Bonus points rule: Get the limbs of a non-team member, but they have to have entered the field in order to be a valid target.
Round 1: Razor Walls.
Round 2: Underwater.
Round 3: Giant Limb-eating Ants.
Round 4: Zero-Gravity and EMP Pulses
Round 5: Mystery Round
The obstacles are controlled by the reffs. The may stack them (so by round 5 you could have 5 different obstacles).
When a team member dies, a crowd member replaces him. A seat in the section across from the crowd teams' section lights up and the first person to get to that seat is on the team (All crowd members sign an agreement upon entering the stadium on the off chance they'll be put onto the field). The seat then takes the new player onto the field. The chair can either: 1) Between 1-17 seconds it will explode. 2) Between 1-17 seconds it will burst into a new group of cyberlimbs. 3) It becomes an automoton robot with no alligence to other teams. On the occasion that 5 robots are on the field at a time, they form their own team.
Scoring: 10 pts for a full armored leg, 5 pts for half a leg. If part of the assembled person your team has put together is ripped off, you lose half of the points it's worth. If your team puts all the limbs on 25. If they're all from the same team 25 points.
Intermittently there's a ringing noise and a floor laser sweeps the floor (players must jump over it) and anything on the floor is immediately incinerated.
"Easy Limbs"--Anyone legally on the playing field who can have their limbs taken. Generally these people are not professional players.
The members of your team that are not playing are in pods dangling from the ceiling. You must tag them in, most of the time using a spare limb, throwing it up to the ceiling to burst the pod open. You must then immediately exist the field.
You are allowed to use other people's limbs to replace your owns.
Players are injected with all sorts of drugs and their limbs have different programs .
"Win by Cyclops"--If you ever get a cybereye in the assembled person, the round immediately ends. This generally only happens when there are no limbs left to be gleaned from the other teams. If any of the other teams limbs are still left to be had and a team who ends the round by these means loses 20 pts.
Almost all teams are completely made up of Trolls. One team in the competition this year has almost no Trolls.
Mages and Technomancers are not technically supposed to play, but every team has at least a Technomancer.
125,000 people can be seated in each section.
There are college leagues of Bludbachee.
In round 2 the field drops 100 ft, but the island with the assembled person stays above water. There are sharks. The Bouls become bombs in the water. When the water filters out at the end of the round, players can be sucked out too.
In round 3 manmade tunnels are deployed. The rest of the round is an ant farm battle. The assembled person turns into the queen ant at the end of the round and must be defeated. "Pulling an Odysseus"--Using the Cyclops rule on the queen ant to end round 3. During the end of the fight, the halftime show takes place.
At the beginning of round 4 all audience members must be strapped in or they become "easy limbs". EMP pulses go off throughout this round at the discretion of the refs, rendering cyberlimbs useless. Also, reffs begin distributing weapons in this round. Killing audience members carries a large penalty unless it's an accident.
After two hours, we finally get down to planning the heist.
Shopping!
Patrick gets Clare to play Starcraft with him.
Bill and Mike argue over grenades and payment.
Phoebe gets Galen ice cream.
Her mercenary contact calls with a possible job. We go to meet with the Johnson in a hick bar.
Mitchell makes up the game of Bludbachee. The final game is tonight and he wants us to steal the trophy.
Bludbachee rules are:
Each team has 9 members, 6 on the field at a time. 5 teams are competing in the match (there were 22 Teams per professional league). Matches have 5 periods, each period lasts as long as necessary. The goal is to construct a person out of the limbs of your opponent's team (they must fit together correctly like a puzzle), the head and torso are both provided, of course. There's only one person being constructed. 5 points lost if you kill anyone in the game and you have to pay their life insurance. Most professional players only lose 2.7 limbs a year.
--ANOTHER TEAM DROPPED--
Velocerthrowers: Throw Bouls of random stuff (pudding, cyberlimbs, corrosive acid, etc.) in a section of the field, limiting the playing area.
3 reffs are in control of these throwers and shoot them to penalize teams. If a player catches a Boul without it hitting him, he may use it against other players. There are Bouls that cause the assembled person to become sentient when they are broken open.
The field is a pentagon with the assembled person in the middle. Each team has a side they start on. If a player can jump into the stands, he can. Only one player is designated as the Connector who puts the parts together. They have jetpacks. If a Connector is in the air for more than 20 seconds they are immediately zapped, shutting down their functions for 2 minutes.
Bonus points rule: Get the limbs of a non-team member, but they have to have entered the field in order to be a valid target.
Round 1: Razor Walls.
Round 2: Underwater.
Round 3: Giant Limb-eating Ants.
Round 4: Zero-Gravity and EMP Pulses
Round 5: Mystery Round
The obstacles are controlled by the reffs. The may stack them (so by round 5 you could have 5 different obstacles).
When a team member dies, a crowd member replaces him. A seat in the section across from the crowd teams' section lights up and the first person to get to that seat is on the team (All crowd members sign an agreement upon entering the stadium on the off chance they'll be put onto the field). The seat then takes the new player onto the field. The chair can either: 1) Between 1-17 seconds it will explode. 2) Between 1-17 seconds it will burst into a new group of cyberlimbs. 3) It becomes an automoton robot with no alligence to other teams. On the occasion that 5 robots are on the field at a time, they form their own team.
Scoring: 10 pts for a full armored leg, 5 pts for half a leg. If part of the assembled person your team has put together is ripped off, you lose half of the points it's worth. If your team puts all the limbs on 25. If they're all from the same team 25 points.
Intermittently there's a ringing noise and a floor laser sweeps the floor (players must jump over it) and anything on the floor is immediately incinerated.
"Easy Limbs"--Anyone legally on the playing field who can have their limbs taken. Generally these people are not professional players.
The members of your team that are not playing are in pods dangling from the ceiling. You must tag them in, most of the time using a spare limb, throwing it up to the ceiling to burst the pod open. You must then immediately exist the field.
You are allowed to use other people's limbs to replace your owns.
Players are injected with all sorts of drugs and their limbs have different programs .
"Win by Cyclops"--If you ever get a cybereye in the assembled person, the round immediately ends. This generally only happens when there are no limbs left to be gleaned from the other teams. If any of the other teams limbs are still left to be had and a team who ends the round by these means loses 20 pts.
Almost all teams are completely made up of Trolls. One team in the competition this year has almost no Trolls.
Mages and Technomancers are not technically supposed to play, but every team has at least a Technomancer.
125,000 people can be seated in each section.
There are college leagues of Bludbachee.
In round 2 the field drops 100 ft, but the island with the assembled person stays above water. There are sharks. The Bouls become bombs in the water. When the water filters out at the end of the round, players can be sucked out too.
In round 3 manmade tunnels are deployed. The rest of the round is an ant farm battle. The assembled person turns into the queen ant at the end of the round and must be defeated. "Pulling an Odysseus"--Using the Cyclops rule on the queen ant to end round 3. During the end of the fight, the halftime show takes place.
At the beginning of round 4 all audience members must be strapped in or they become "easy limbs". EMP pulses go off throughout this round at the discretion of the refs, rendering cyberlimbs useless. Also, reffs begin distributing weapons in this round. Killing audience members carries a large penalty unless it's an accident.
After two hours, we finally get down to planning the heist.
"I'm going to roll some seduction when you wake up." "Why wait?"
--A Team Drops Out--
Clare makes the big cylinder vat thing invisible and mobminds the crowd outside to feel overwhelming grief.
Galen hacks us another car and we leave, get a safehouse, and head in that direction.
"Does the child in the trunk have papers?"
We're all going to start crashing from our drugs soon. Bill and Patrick first, followed by Mike, then Phoebe.
Lonestar is coming after us.
"Wake up your diceing."
Vehicular combat wheee!
Clare summons St. Agatha to crash both cars.
We reach the border. Patrick immediately passes out and has to burn Edge to stay alive.
Bill's car gets through with a hefty bribe from Galen.
Clare has to mobmind the border guard because Phoebe has no social skills.
Mike slowly comes down from his trip, realizing Galen is a zebra and the mermaid he was enthralled with is a 10 year old boy.
The Johnson we were doing the run for tells us that he's displeased.
Galen flys off the handle. Mike tries to talk over him.
Phoebe passes out from coming off Nitro.
All our contacts are super suspicious, hate Galen, and are super pissed at us because it appears this place was much more high profile.
We take our money and leave.
Clare makes the big cylinder vat thing invisible and mobminds the crowd outside to feel overwhelming grief.
Galen hacks us another car and we leave, get a safehouse, and head in that direction.
"Does the child in the trunk have papers?"
We're all going to start crashing from our drugs soon. Bill and Patrick first, followed by Mike, then Phoebe.
Lonestar is coming after us.
"Wake up your diceing."
Vehicular combat wheee!
Clare summons St. Agatha to crash both cars.
We reach the border. Patrick immediately passes out and has to burn Edge to stay alive.
Bill's car gets through with a hefty bribe from Galen.
Clare has to mobmind the border guard because Phoebe has no social skills.
Mike slowly comes down from his trip, realizing Galen is a zebra and the mermaid he was enthralled with is a 10 year old boy.
The Johnson we were doing the run for tells us that he's displeased.
Galen flys off the handle. Mike tries to talk over him.
Phoebe passes out from coming off Nitro.
All our contacts are super suspicious, hate Galen, and are super pissed at us because it appears this place was much more high profile.
We take our money and leave.
"How do you use a medical pack when you're untrained, and high, and using it on a zebra corpse?"
Clare continues to have St. Elmo burn the crap out of people.
Patrick passes out.
Bill kills more.
Mike orders the ostriches to heal the zebra at all costs.
Lonestar guys start running, one comes through the door directly across from Clare.
Clare's in front of Phoebe, now at the top of the stairs. The Lonestar guy tries to shoot Phoebe through the invisible Claire. Clare passes out and becomes visible as she drops. Lonestar guy freaks out.
"Now Clare's down. Patrick, you're down. Galen's down..."
Phoebe asks some scared shitless scientists where the compound is and they deliver.
After Galen spends the entire encounter down, dying on the floor, Mitchell informs him that he could have spent his point of Edge to stabalize the entire time. Hope rises, then he realizes he that no, he can't.
Mike spends his Edge to move up in initiative to try to heal Galen. Mike tirades about the magic bag of jelly beans to use and the Queen Mother and killing Orks and Prince Charles.
"Now I just feel foolish riding a scientist around."
"Can I pass the bag to the ostrich?"
The first aid test fails.
Mike pours a potion that he thinks is full of rainbows and chocolate but is actually black goo. Galen comes back to life in Mike's eyes.
"Mmm, beaker of black mystery goo. Time to pour it down your throat."
Galen is stabalized.
Two of Mike's ostriches run away. He takes it out on his trusty steade.
Galen is now a zebra changeling. He is now a furry.
Combat is over and Mitchell informs us that all this happened in the span of a little more than 30 seconds.
Galen picks up a gun and starts shooting a corpse that bleeds. Mike sees the corpse as a honey bear and starts drinking the leaking honey.
Mike sees the vat of the chemical we need as a giant cigar. He sees everyone as Disney Princesses and Phoebe as the Queen Mother.
Tinkerbell (Bill) blows Mike's mind by picking up the giant cigar.
"The woman in me loves you. The fish in me betrays you." (Patrick=Ariel)
4:57AM--Bill: "I'm cooking a tortilla with my laptop."
There are a bunch of people starting to gather outside gawking.
Patrick passes out.
Bill kills more.
Mike orders the ostriches to heal the zebra at all costs.
Lonestar guys start running, one comes through the door directly across from Clare.
Clare's in front of Phoebe, now at the top of the stairs. The Lonestar guy tries to shoot Phoebe through the invisible Claire. Clare passes out and becomes visible as she drops. Lonestar guy freaks out.
"Now Clare's down. Patrick, you're down. Galen's down..."
Phoebe asks some scared shitless scientists where the compound is and they deliver.
After Galen spends the entire encounter down, dying on the floor, Mitchell informs him that he could have spent his point of Edge to stabalize the entire time. Hope rises, then he realizes he that no, he can't.
Mike spends his Edge to move up in initiative to try to heal Galen. Mike tirades about the magic bag of jelly beans to use and the Queen Mother and killing Orks and Prince Charles.
"Now I just feel foolish riding a scientist around."
"Can I pass the bag to the ostrich?"
The first aid test fails.
Mike pours a potion that he thinks is full of rainbows and chocolate but is actually black goo. Galen comes back to life in Mike's eyes.
"Mmm, beaker of black mystery goo. Time to pour it down your throat."
Galen is stabalized.
Two of Mike's ostriches run away. He takes it out on his trusty steade.
Galen is now a zebra changeling. He is now a furry.
Combat is over and Mitchell informs us that all this happened in the span of a little more than 30 seconds.
Galen picks up a gun and starts shooting a corpse that bleeds. Mike sees the corpse as a honey bear and starts drinking the leaking honey.
Mike sees the vat of the chemical we need as a giant cigar. He sees everyone as Disney Princesses and Phoebe as the Queen Mother.
Tinkerbell (Bill) blows Mike's mind by picking up the giant cigar.
"The woman in me loves you. The fish in me betrays you." (Patrick=Ariel)
4:57AM--Bill: "I'm cooking a tortilla with my laptop."
There are a bunch of people starting to gather outside gawking.
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