Saturday, November 22, 2008

"Can I powerball, like 10 year olds do sometimes?"

The announcer says it looks like it's exploding rain time!
Clare stunballs the guys fighting for the trophy.
Bill jumps over the floor laser.
Lion Patrick jumps out of the box we're in and grabs the guy with the trophy who Bill shoots. Patrick tears the trophy away from the guy, taking his arms with it. The guy attatches to the base with his monkey feet.
The arena starts to fill up with water, Patrick grabs Bill with his back legs on his way past.
Mike lubes up a Boul, fires it, it's filled with super explosive things, and he blows up the maniquin.
The new team of audience members enters the fray.
Patrick returns to the box and we leave.
We get our money. The Johnson tells us the game's been totally reinvented and gives us a bonus for it.
Patrick goes out looking for women, finds one who thinks they're going to go on helping children adventures, and takes her to a fancy hotel room.
He wakes up later, tied to a chair, blindfolded, and gagged. The woman is going to sell him into slavery.
"I've had better with less trouble."
He breaks his bonds with a powerball and turns into a lion. He proceeds to powerball every door, looking for his missing gear. He walks in on a guy showering and inerrupts another family's dinner, killing their child. He turns back into a kid and asks them to use their com and calls Mike.
Mike doesn't believe him. Patrick hangs up on him. Mike calls back. Patrick wants Mike to bring him new clothes and come and get him in 10 year old complain-y voice.
Patrick checks the gps on the com and wanders away.

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