"Well, I'll take my dead orphan elsewhere, then."

Things are going a little slow...
-We go to the place we were sent to destroy.
-Bill makes Patrick think Binders are really cool (his whole religion thing makes him not like them at all).
-A wall falls on Patrick.
-Mike gets two arrows in his neck and burned by a pillar of flame "disarming" traps.
-Cody III, Patrick's Blink Dog, dies.
-Killing zombies and skeletons takes FOREVER.
-Skirmish with hardass, gayass elves who kill our horses.
-We get to level 7 around 5am and spend all the $$ we got going window shopping.