"I'm going to make a spot check to see if the party is jumping." "Oh, it be hoppin' 10 feet high."

It's been a while, and we've gone through a couple levels, but...
-Mike is gay for shopping.
-We get sent to a party to get that pesky sword back (from the first mission).
-Phoebe rolls a 1 finding invites for the party--they were made by some guy with a 256 crayon set.
-Mike rolls a 1 at the party and sets a group of people on fire, there's a riot.
-Patrick turns into a dinosaur (large), Mike uses a size augmenting wand on him (huge), he glows and begins to fly. The guy we were after gets away.
-10am-ish, level 8.
-We get on an airship to find the dude.
-The captain is super suspicious of us, especially after Bill and Patrick go to check out the cargo hold in the middle of the night in a fancy-ass mask and a bear, respectively.
-PIRATES!
-GIANT SPIDERS!
-That dude is a vampire!
-The ship breaks in half!
-Patrick turns into a dire eagle, we all get on his back and chase the dude and his girlfriend who are escaping as bats.
-2pm-ish, level 9!
-SHOPPING!
-FANCY FEAST!
-We go back to our employers and get a new assignment. We're opening a high end tavern in Thrane.
-Mike wants to settle business with that guy who sold us the crayon invites. He hires some hit men (the elves that killed our horses earlier). They say they've heard the guy has moved up to colored pencils, but they can kill him and bring back his crayons, hands, and colored pencils for 4500gp.
-Now we're designing our new tavern :D