Friday, November 21, 2008

"The way to a woman's heart is not through her skull."

Last session:
We're all shopping at a Stuffer Shack. Mike seduces two people who were making out into licking his face like puppies. Bill's wolverine. Matthew's a belligerent Texan. Clare's trying to convert people. The front of the store explodes after a woman and her kid run in and they go hide in the back. Galen passes out and starts hacking stuff. Mike makes all of us drop our weapons. Matthew jumps over the tall aisle shelves with his mech legs and stabs a guy. Phoebe shoots some dudes, including killing this mage chick on her way to unconsciousness. Patrick does magic things and tries to hit on the woman with the kid. Mike and the face-lickers get blown up by a grenade. Bill snikts someone's head off and proceeds to talk to Mike with the head still on his claws. Eventually everryone's dead except us an the woman and her kid. Clare heals Patrick and he wakes up asking "Are you an angel?", fully enthralled with her. Matthew's trying to talk to Clare and Patrick magics him into taking off his pants after saying, "I'm talking to the little lady here." Clare and Bill construe being "uncouth" as adding asshole and bastard to the end of whatever they say. The woman we saved tells us we need to go to this safe house.

And now for Milk Run:
Galen is kinda drunk(irl).
Mike tries to get the girl face-licker to give him her money, but she doesn't want to so he punches her head in.
We leave. Galen's still on the floor. Wakes up, goes to the hospital, and goes home.
Galen hacks into our super secret hideout and offers his services if we play nice.
In exchange for healing, Clare makes Patrick pray with her.
Clare refuses to heal Phoebe because she's Jewish.
Mike, Galen, and Mitchell leave to discuss things in another room.

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