"It's like whack-a-mole on a planetary level."

Bill, Nate, and I take off in the ship.
Mike tries to seduce Patrick as they're flying in a speeder Mike randomly found.
Bill and Patrick force cloak themselves, making them completely invisible to Nate. He freaks out.
Mike uses a destiny point to pick up a rebel base that's hidden in the sand, shaking it and flipping it again and again. This is all visible for miles. This kills both Patrick and myself and we have to use force points to stay alive, buried under tons of sand.
Nate tries to save us by using the engines of the ship to blow sand off of us. Bill tries to sense where we are and gets a crit fail, he's sure we're in a completely different place.
Mike's slamming the base into some rock spires over and over again, dealing a shit ton of damage (667 points worth) and sending people cascading out, turning the sand red.
Nate and Bill finally uncover me, and then Patrick. Being uncovered caused us both to lose all our hair.
Bill, Nate, and Mike go into the base, the blood is knee deep. They commence looking for the padawan's chick's lightsaber.
Patrick and I are on the ship. I roll a 20, he rolls a 1. I see a giant reptile coming for us, he doesn't at all.